Forest Research and Outreach

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Yes! In your face, Gandhi! What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. Alright, I'll get you some stupid food. Can I use the gun? I'm Santa Claus! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!

Say it in Russian! Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! No, just a regular mistake. Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? I never loved you.

She also liked to shut up! Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long. She also liked to shut up! I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.

And until then, I can never die? This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry! No argument here.

Shut up and take my money! I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Who's brave enough to fly into something we all keep calling a death sphere? Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.

Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music. I love you, buddy! You're going back for the Countess, aren't you? I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Daddy Bender, we're hungry.

Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. And then the battle's not so bad?

No, of course not. It was… uh… porno. Yeah, that's it. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

You don't know how to do any of those. Daylight and everything. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Take me to your leader! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood!

Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…

Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! Leela's gonna kill me. And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.

Ned Jarvis

Ned Jarvis

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don't always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Did I mention we have comfy chairs?