I'm nobody's taxi service; I'm not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won't stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I'm the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm - and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn't you?

Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me! Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there's an escaped fish.

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. You hit me with a cricket bat.

You've swallowed a planet! Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?

Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I've always known him: Jeff. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why. I'm the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don't know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don't know why.

No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister. No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I'm the Doctor. Don't call me the Rotmeister.

Aw, you're all Mr. Grumpy Face today. All I've got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don't lie to me!

I hate yogurt. It's just stuff with bits in. Heh-haa! Super squeaky bum time! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! You've swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush.

You know when grown-ups tell you 'everything's going to be fine' and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better? It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? No… It's a thing; it's like a plan, but with more greatness.

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. It's art! A statement on modern society, 'Oh Ain't Modern Society Awful?'! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens!